A is for Ashcroft

Jobless in America. Really, my heart really goes out to people like John Ashcroft. I mean, what's he going to do for work? He's already got a proven record of being almost completely useless as an individual, so really...who is going to give this guy a job now that he's gone and quit.

John Ashcroft = Quitter.

Makes me all sad and weepy.

Oh...wait a minute. What the hell was I thinking back there??

John Ashcroft, the Anointed (literally) Attorney General, resigned from office???

Yee-flippin-HA!

The Seattle Times: Politics: Ashcroft and Evans resign from Bush Cabinet